Happy Easter Weekend

Rejoice, for the long weekend has come! Doubtless half of you will be sat at home, unable to travel. The other half, myself included, will be en route to a sunny, sandy and simple sojourn in Sinai.

Easter is a great time for all; after much celebration, many part-time vegans will be able to return to a feast of flesh. Wear your meat pants, and bring an empty belly.

Happy Easter.