Internet Trolling: NYT on “Mindful Eating”

The New York Times today has an interesting piece about focusing on the texture and flavor of foods has its roots in Buddhism and it’s myriad benefits, both psychological and physiological.

“The concept has roots in Buddhist teachings. Just as there are forms of meditation that involve sitting, breathing, standing and walking, many Buddhist teachers encourage their students to meditate with food, expanding consciousness by paying close attention to the sensation and purpose of each morsel. In one common exercise, a student is given three raisins, or a tangerine, to spend 10 or 20 minutes gazing at, musing on, holding and patiently masticating. “

Porn groove soundtrack  is completely optional.

Cooking Time: Boom Chica Wow!

Warning: Wall of Text. Spoiler: Recipe.

There *will* be a recipe at the end of this, but I encourage you to read every bit of what I’m about to say because, well, this blog would be pointless without my pearls of wisdom. It *is* my blog, and I’m allowed to think it’s the greatest thing since my own experiments with German-style soft pretzels. More on that in a later post; but by all means, read on! Read more of this post

Food Porn for the Bookworm

“Time spent reading is time well spent” or so I will begin to always say. Not those purple paperbacks or self-help books so frequently seen cluttering bookshelves these days, I’m talking about books that really add to (and refresh) the fountain of knowledge we’ve collected over the years.

When I can tear myself away from the Larousse Gastronomique, I’m studying Sarah Labensky’s On Cooking. Reluctantly I’ll peruse my copies of Gordon Ramsay’s World Kitchen and A Chef for all Seasons before diving headfirst into my own copy of Heston Blumenthal’s Big Fat Duck Cookbook. But the true gems in my collection are Herve This’ Molecular Gastronomy,  Harold McGee’s On Food and Cooking, and Niki Segnit’s Flavor Thesaurus. The first four are valuable for picking up technique and learning classic recipes. The last four are a boon to anyone looking to experiment with flavors once the fundamentals are well understood.

A friend of mine recently sent me a link to another great tool – I’m going to print this out as a huge poster and put it on the wall of my test kitchen. Check out “Taste Buds: Complementary Flavors“.

Enjoy, and keep on truckin’

7 minutes, boiled.

2010 – a great year

We’re in the waning hours of what has proven to be a phenomenal year. I turned 30, ditched a career that I felt was going nowhere, and reinvented myself as a full-time professional cook. I’ve put my money where my mouth is, and so far, everyone who’s eaten my food has been very happy.

I sharpened my teeth, so to speak at the Cellar Door Bistro, from July to the end of November this year, and starting 1st of December, I took over as the new Executive Chef of the Cairo Jazz Club (and beyond? :D ). It’s been a tough month, retraining and reconditioning talented cooks who have been in a creative rut for the better part of a decade, and who’ve accrued years of bad habits (no color on sauteed mushrooms?!). I’m building the kitchen slowly but surely, instilling a sense of pride in every single plate of food we send out; I’ve even tossed out the microwave!

I hope I’ll see more of you guys come in for an early dinner at the jazz club, when the lighting is right and the sound levels allow you to hear the crunch of the triple cooked fries (ala Heston Blumenthal) in your mouth.

Stay sweet.

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The Art of the Review

It is often said that “context is everything”. Those three words carry even more wight when writing a review; everything must be judged according to its own merit *and* it’s perceived aspirations. This ends up causing quite a bit of confusion, because inevitably a street side sandwich stand will get the same number of “stars” as a fine dining establishment. It is important to remember that these are not in competition with each other – they are in different weight classes, and naturally, cater to different tastes and aspire to be different things; one wants a Michelin star, the other, simply wants to feed people.
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Economic and Racial profiling for the dine-out crowd

Did you know IKEA will be opening in Cairo soon? Yeah, I’m excited about it too. Not just because of the affordable foldable Scandinavian designs, but also because of the Swedish meatballs and lingonberry jam served at the IKEA café (swallow your disdain; the combination of sweet with the tart and savory is a gastronomic experience).

Excited as I may be, it is nonetheless an excitement tempered by trepidation. You see there is a most regrettable practice in Egypt – Cairo in particular – regarding restaurants/cafes: The Minimum Charge. Initially intended as a way to improve the bottom line for the restaurant owner, the “Minimum Charge” now seems to be used as a screening filter for the clientele. The mechanics of the scheme are very simple: demand a high enough “minimum charge” and the lesser fortunate “B and C classes” will not come. This is economic profiling in action – your value as a customer is directly proportional to the fatness of your wallet. Read more of this post

Holy Chutney, Batman!

Yikes!

The last time I posted was almost 6 weeks ago – and even that was barely a post; more like a compendium of links to stuff I’ve written for the good folks over at Cairo 360. But I haven’t been lazy; just insanely busy. Busy doing what? you ask. Well, my knee jerk answer to that question would be “None of your bidniss”, but then again, I’m making it your business by writing this post, right?

So what have I been doing? Writing more and more articles for cairo 360, eating well, and compiling a list of the recipes I used for the dishes photographed on the facebook page. Soon, you will have all of my secrets; but like a well fed golden goose; I keep on laying great tasting eggs. Err… maybe not the best analogy, but you get it.

More recently, I’ve been lucky enough to work with Ayman Samir, chef/owner of The Cellar Door bistro in Maadi. There are some very exciting developments, and the chance to create a new menu with an experienced professional first hand is something I’ve been dying to do for a few years now. Conflict of interest aside, I’d highly recommend a visit to the restaurant, if only to sample the sublime tuna carpaccio and the duck confit tagliatelle. Otherwise, order something from the specials menu, which brings classical, clean flavors to new heights.

Meanwhile, I’m thinking of starting the fast food fast anew; the only exception to this year’s fast will be the omission of Subway and Doner Mania from the list of culprits to avoid. It’s not like I eat there everyday, anyways.

Keep it tight, and stay tuned.

Cooking Time: 3 minutes

Out there in the World

Ok, not so much about Cairo food – nor my own food for that matter – but this article caught my eye.

A 26-Page Brownie Recipe? Only At The Pentagon

Now, I’m all for standards while cooking; but I think this is overkill. I would hate to be the person tasked with writing this document. No doubt there were SOPS and templates to follow; but I can;t help but think the creation of this document was the source of some mid-level government employee’s loss of sanity.

Nuked, 30 seconds.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=127058298&sc=fb&cc=fp

I wish I had said it #4

Anti-foodie sign, seen in New York of all places.

A whirlwind April has given way to an even tempered May – that is, if my my horoscope is to be believed. Lots of stuff up in my head, lots of little drumsets in this head of mine, but the loudest one at 4am happens to be the question of whether to use the term “Foodie” or “Foodist” to describe my addiction to all things, err, Food.

In my search for answers, I slipped back into old habits; researching and cataloging sources so I could come up with a conclusion. But sleep and the desire to get home and watch Celebrity Masterchef cut that whole endeavor short, and so I’ll link to the two most entertaining pieces I’ve read about the subject. Besides, these guys have said everything I could possibly want to say but better; that’s why this post is under the “I wish I had said it” category.

A Call for Revolution, by Dan Restione

The Final word on “Foodies” by Hagan Blount

At the end of it all, you gotta ask yourself: Would Anthony Bourdain call himself a Foodie/Foodist? Probably not.

Raw, Uncooked.

I wish I had said it #3

Learn this well, and then thank me for giving you yet another reason to make fun of your friends.

Thank you, I-am-bored.com

Do not put the wasabi in the soy sauce, damnit.

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